Download DirectX9.0c

edit: neither I nor The Stilt will guarantee it will work, but it should work.
UPDATE - You need to install it in safe mode

UPDATE2 - The file is now fixed, for the ones without fixed file,here's hotfix for you [ Download ]

UPDATE3 - joy.cpl fixed [ Download ]

fixes version reported by DXDiag

From warp2search:
Just to let you guy's know that ChaoticBeauty over at FutureMarks Forum has ripped DirectX 9.0c 4.09.0000.0904 from Windows XP SP2 build 2126! If you want to give it a go! Try at your Risk.
Download Mirror here